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mornington-the-crescent:

gsirvitor:

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videos-i-didnt-make:

tank.mp4

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inthefallofasparrow:

tvguts:

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

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2urban2fantasy:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

lou-voiceactor:

ironwoman359:

rhysgraves:

bluespacedadarmy:

brattylikestoeat:

Why must he look at us?!

Just casually whips out two different long blades

why is this man back on my dash

his eyes follow us across a room

always nice to see Turkish Ben Shapiro

He’s having a good time

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lesbianredpanda:

black-pill-becky-deactivated202:

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

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